Steven Seagal
I was walking one day.
When Steven Seagal jumped out in front of me.
He said, "I'm Steven Seagal, give me all of your money."
Was this really Steven Seagal? I knew how to find out.
If he was Steven Seagal, he would know his own moves.
So I did a triple backflip over him.
He seemed quite confused. First clue.
I extended my hands and grabbed his cranium.
He seemed quite shocked. Second clue.
With a twitch of my biceps I cocked his head to the right.
The crack in his neck spoke for itself.
He became limp and fell to the ground.
He seemed quite dead. Third clue.
That was definitely not Steven Seagal.
-Niño
